Being female is just not enough

I’m on a mission to become a girl, now you would have thought being female I was doing quite well but oh no how wrong can you be.

Before I’m even allowed to go shopping I have been told I need a little body DIY. Apparently my eyebrows are the wrong shape my skin needs exfoliating, hair needs removing and I would look far healthy if I had that slightly orange tinges that you can only get from fake tan.

Its like farming my body, you have to nature the crop, which is your beauty regime, tend to it everyday and if you leave it for only one day it all goes to seed and you have to start all over again.

Well I’ve shaved, waxed, plucked, exfoliated, scrubbed, dyed my hair, eyebrows and eyelashes. If it wasn’t for the orange glow of the fake tan I would be looking red raw right now.

Well I’m sure some one will appreciate this but in the name of dating do I really want to go through all this again, I think not.

Whats wrong with being fantastic?

Looking at people in this modern world it is unnerving to see how negative people are, why has it become second nature for people to criticise themselves and sorry to be unfair to my sex but women are the biggest culprit.

Waking up in the morning you yawn, stretch and then you make your way to the mirror and urgh look at my hair, I need to lose weight, I wish I had a flat stomach.

No wonder people look miserable in morning if the first thing they do is put themselves down, how difficult is it just to look at yourself and be amazed at the person you are.

How do you expect anyone to believe in you or have confidences in you if you don’t even have it in yourself?

The answer to life isn't that expensive magic pot of cream that you got from boots it’s the ability to walk in to a room your head hold high saying I’m as good as any of you here hold on I’m amazing.