I’m on a mission to become a girl, now you would have thought being female I was doing quite well but oh no how wrong can you be.
Before I’m even allowed to go shopping I have been told I need a little body DIY. Apparently my eyebrows are the wrong shape my skin needs exfoliating, hair needs removing and I would look far healthy if I had that slightly orange tinges that you can only get from fake tan.
Its like farming my body, you have to nature the crop, which is your beauty regime, tend to it everyday and if you leave it for only one day it all goes to seed and you have to start all over again.
Well I’ve shaved, waxed, plucked, exfoliated, scrubbed, dyed my hair, eyebrows and eyelashes. If it wasn’t for the orange glow of the fake tan I would be looking red raw right now.
Well I’m sure some one will appreciate this but in the name of dating do I really want to go through all this again, I think not.
2 comments:
You don't need to make all that effort to look nice, and if you do it should be for yourself not for anyone else.
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